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Yk... <3

Goon to some Trump×Putin×Kimjongun omegaverse alien impregnation egg laying anal prolapse hentai and the FBI just pinpoints your location then sends Nicki Minaj to break into your house to put a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs on you w a matching eye mask w googly eyes on em and a golden tiara on yo head all while she rapping verses from beez in da trap and vava voom before taping ur mouth then throwing u into the ICE box. Then jd Vance personally sends yo ass to the Gulag where Trump (in a black&pink lacey lingerie) and Putin (in black tights w whole torso tied up in red rope) sell your soul to the Illuminati by slowly converting you into a Republican with this machine that looked like one of dr. Doof's works. Then they show the audience your gay porn collection and that one album in your gallery containing all the sex scenes from yaribu, Titan's bride, and goblin cave while force feeding you a giant 24k gold labubu-shaped Dubai chocolate w no strawberries and the all new Zionist ice cream flavor from Ben&Jerry's as your punishment and first humiliation ritual. But then Lady Gaga straight from the G.U.Y. mv and Lumie from instagram comes flying in to save you before it's too late.

Then you wake up in this seemingly familiar home and you see this familiar looking hetero person busy w something, and 13 children running around screaming swears and calling each other fag/dyke/pussy all while throwing rocks at each other's heads. You look outside the window and see an American flag right beside the front door and the last thing you remember was you gooning to something but you don't remember the material. All you know is that your crotch is tingling and feels sticky.

Then you go outside and see your neighbor who's like 50 something, wave at you like a friend but they live alone bc they're the only Republican in their woke family and they're also the first same sex adult you meet. Then you try to take a closer look at them and you realize they lookin mighty fine for their age. But you're not gay right?

Or is it just me?

I'm tryna collect data so I can update my routine if need to. Maybe others will also find this helpful.

I'm combo skin with bits of acne scar.

For night I use the cerave acne cleanser, cerave acne control gel, cerave resurfacing retinol serum, ponds dark spot corrector and envy night cream moisturizer.

For morning I just wash my face with water (so you dont wash the natural oils away. apparently letting natural oils sit on face is good. I notice there are benefits) and then cerave moisturizer. If I go out, top it off with shiseido sunscreen spf50.

I used to have tons of break outs and then scars. Since this routine I've seen improvements. But notice the results have plateaued and need ideas for updated routine.

Comment below your skin type and what has helped!

hey can you all tell me who is the shitty or shiites seme, as your point of view or you ever saw?? lol
also please mention the man,ga/hwa/hua where he is from

I'd probably want to be a translator or something for Exiled Rebels, they just seem really fun. Learning Japanese and Spanish is still in my bucket list, but I'm still too lazy to follow through. (￣∇￣")

https://youtu.be/bV5jBdYQg7g

and no i wont take any criticism abt my title. jk.

DON'T worry about paying My Father Elong Mustang is gonna pay for it all!! i just wanna see what yall have to offer who ever has the best we getting married :D

to not eat on your bed..... I forgot I had rice there and sat on it.......

wholesome things that I can read now

I had to watch a scary movie with my family and now I'm scared bc I'm a big baby I found it scary so can I have some cute pics pls ╥﹏╥

bruh imagine the wildest concept of men in omegaverse where not only they can conceive/get pregnant/deliver babies through anus probably and has this 'heat' periods, but also MENSTRUATE??? c'mon now if we can see men bare the pain of pregnancy then they should make them bare the pain of period cramps every month too dontcha thinkk

If my son came out as transgender I wouldn’t have a son

What have you been up to?

I don’t understand people in general I wore a night shirt outside to go to the trash and my mom said “looks like your advertising” but I have a dress that a wore before that is just as long as the nightshirt and she has never said that when I wore it, the night shirt is just like a dress. Then there’s underwear, why can I wear a bikini, but underwear is different a bikini is almost always More revealing.

I have 60 followers- I have no idea how that happened I’m bland asf.

2D character that doesn’t exist and my family and friends all think I’m crazy and weird because I will never be able to actually see them unless they are on my tv screen
Blessed it be, shoyo.

I forgot to brush up on the transphobic ghost in my room, A few days ago I was asleep and heard my door slam closed super loudly and woke up abruptly, my mom yelled out from her room (her door was closed) “SLAM THAT DOOR ONE MORE TIME” I didn’t close it.....

You guys are probably getting tired of me but- who cares.
The Aztecs used chocolate as currency.
Honey will never ever go bad.
Grapes will explode if you put them in a microwave.
Chicken wings were considered throwaway parts before Buffalo wings were invented

Figs sometimes contain dead wasps.