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Do y'all ever just...
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Goon to some Trump×Putin×Kimjongun omegaverse alien impregnation egg laying anal prolapse hentai and the FBI just pinpoints your location then sends Nicki Minaj to break into your house to put a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs on you w a matching eye mask w googly eyes on em and a golden tiara on yo head all while she rapping verses from beez in da trap and vava voom before taping ur mouth then throwing u into the ICE box. Then jd Vance personally sends yo ass to the Gulag where Trump (in a black&pink lacey lingerie) and Putin (in black tights w whole torso tied up in red rope) sell your soul to the Illuminati by slowly converting you into a Republican with this machine that looked like one of dr. Doof's works. Then they show the audience your gay porn collection and that one album in your gallery containing all the sex scenes from yaribu, Titan's bride, and goblin cave while force feeding you a giant 24k gold labubu-shaped Dubai chocolate w no strawberries and the all new Zionist ice cream flavor from Ben&Jerry's as your punishment and first humiliation ritual. But then Lady Gaga straight from the G.U.Y. mv and Lumie from instagram comes flying in to save you before it's too late.
Then you wake up in this seemingly familiar home and you see this familiar looking hetero person busy w something, and 13 children running around screaming swears and calling each other fag/dyke/pussy all while throwing rocks at each other's heads. You look outside the window and see an American flag right beside the front door and the last thing you remember was you gooning to something but you don't remember the material. All you know is that your crotch is tingling and feels sticky.
Then you go outside and see your neighbor who's like 50 something, wave at you like a friend but they live alone bc they're the only Republican in their woke family and they're also the first same sex adult you meet. Then you try to take a closer look at them and you realize they lookin mighty fine for their age. But you're not gay right?
