Mean Siblings

I accidentally called my teacher daddy cause the name of cookie are called "dads" and I was doing weird shit with a cookie and my teacher was wondering why I was aggressively shaking a cookie screaming. and I was trying to explain what I was doing but just said "daddy," he left the classroom before I said but that doesnt mean didn't I die that day,......   1 reply

oui oui baguette haha is annoying   2 reply

I didn't say it but instead text it. My mom is a quick texter, so once she sees a text she instantly replied. She was supposed to have come home yesterday but she didn't so I texted her "When are you coming hoe?" SHE INSTANTLY CALLED ME, I WAS FUCKING SHITTING IN MY PANTS. I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN, SHE JUST WENT OFF! She then said "Jus......   2 reply

Once during class I’ve said... Orgasm instead of organism Chile(ch isle) instead Chile And semen instead of Yemen I’m an embarrassment... (Yes Ik im using this gif too much... but it signifies my life)   reply

I said I’m gay instead of I’m Ray when I first met someone.   1 reply