If you ever miss your moms eggs benidict, don’t go to her, go to me, I’ll make you a crabby patty, because parents shouldn’t disown their own children, in fact you should disown her for disowning you.. she’s cancelled in my book. Anyway, you still want the crabby patty?
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Back when my mom hadn’t disowned me, she would make eggs Benedict for me if she was in a good mood on my birthday. It was lovely <3
