Talk With A Dumb Person

if its a rejection then i simply say "oh um.. did no one tell you?.. im, les?" when it comes to just a normal dude and i dont even know them half the time- but theres some really sweet people who i do know and confessed to me before.. They didnt know i was les the whole time that we knew each other but i tell them "if i was into guys, i would of le......   reply

umm.. uh, i.. i eat ice cream with a fork-   reply

Um no thanks   reply

Almost surprised I’m not on the list   reply

not me looking for my name on the list to see if i got my first hater   reply

That's not very watermelon   reply