Dick In My Mouth

I can control my fart to either sound like guns blasting or the beautiful tune of a flute. i need that bragging rights   2 reply

i can twerk with each booty cheek independentally. Like just the left side or just the right side or alternating. (▰˘◡˘▰)   3 reply

I can wake up exactly after 8 hours of sleep ️. Don't even need alarm.   3 reply

i'm undefeated in thumb wrestling because i can dislocate my thumb and no one can reach it   1 reply

I can fall asleep at will!! Like give me one minute and I'm out like a light. I've taken naps in the middle of malls and shops and exams, not bcz I was tired but bcz I felt like it. For ME that's a talent ok bcz I'm coming up blank. Also I can listen to and hold conversation (on different topics) with 3 or 4 people at the same time. How do I know t......   3 reply

I can recite the entire “to be or not to be” speech in 35 seconds   2 reply

im coming up blank. genuinely. im the most boring person you'll ever know.   reply

I survived drinking chlorine, desiel, soap, bleach, etc etc and eating wood, metal, rubber, cotton, etc etc. I was a toothy kid I used to bite onto anything I could, I'm confident I can curve wood with my teeth if I wanted   6 reply

Wow we just…saying whatever on this site huh?   3 reply