Committed A Crime

Wtf is wrong with you bro? Good on that dog, should've bitten you cuz ur a trash as human being bri. Go to a mental hospital please   reply

I hope you become homeless (praying for your falldown rn, yes im ur number 1 hater)   2 reply

my man. please tell me your not being serious. why would you admit to attempted robbery on here? please stop admitting to crimes on here what in the hell.   reply

Info dump about music/greek mythology/manga/rabbits or some of my current hyperfixations (cannibalism, birth defects, and more) and hope he has the same hobbies or interests as mine, if not then I'm not interested.   reply

Ask him for a dance. I'm not a good dancer (but at least it relaxes me) and I know I'm worse at smalltalk, especially at the beginning. So my only hope is that he's either relaxed or amused - of my dancing ofc - enough that we can talk afterwards ;) If he says no to the dance, I know outright he's not interested or taken and I don't have to waste......   reply