I like oneshots. Share your favorite oneshots with me pls :)
People who say arachnophobia isn't real can jump off a bridge.
A spider almost touched me and I have been sitting here trying to ignore the feeling of bugs crawling all over my skin for the past 2 hours.
I hope when climate change or whatever apocalypse happens first, it kills off all insects and spiders and creepy crawlies first and then duke it out with the rest of us. I HATE SPIDERS RAAHHHHHHHHHH I EVEN HATE BUTTERFLIES AND LADYBUGS
I hate their disgusting thin bent legs and their disgusting silent walk and their gross boggling eyes and their fat bulbous tushy.
The craziest part? I actually like tarantulas, and all creepy crawlies when they are NOWHERE NEAR ME. I think they're amazing and fascinating and so vital to the ecosystem. I wanted a tarantula when I was little cause I went to a bug museum and got to hold one. So whoever wants to be like "Oh but the world would collapse without them" or "They are more scared of you" or "Spiders eat the bad bugs" SHUT UP THIS IS A SPIDER/INSECT HATE TRAIN
A spider almost touched me and I have been sitting here trying to ignore the feeling of bugs crawling all over my skin for the past 2 hours.
I hope when climate change or whatever apocalypse happens first, it kills off all insects and spiders and creepy crawlies first and then duke it out with the rest of us. I HATE SPIDERS RAAHHHHHHHHHH I EVEN HATE BUTTERFLIES AND LADYBUGS
I hate their disgusting thin bent legs and their disgusting silent walk and their gross boggling eyes and their fat bulbous tushy.
The craziest part? I actually like tarantulas, and all creepy crawlies when they are NOWHERE NEAR ME. I think they're amazing and fascinating and so vital to the ecosystem. I wanted a tarantula when I was little cause I went to a bug museum and got to hold one. So whoever wants to be like "Oh but the world would collapse without them" or "They are more scared of you" or "Spiders eat the bad bugs" SHUT UP THIS IS A SPIDER/INSECT HATE TRAIN
Hellooo ladies! . ₊ ⊹ . ⟡ . ⊹ ₊ .
Just wanted to share a little thing before Valentine :)
I LOVE YOU WOMEN! And I don't mean romantically... but platonically! I genuinely support all of you ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
You are the embodiments of grace, elegance and charm and captivate hearts and minds with your amazing and enchanting presence ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
I mean it if I say that you're just ethereal and majestic ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ In a society like today's that often imposes narrow standards of beauty, I want to remind you to embrace your individuality, to celebrate your flaws as badges of honor and to refuse to be confined by society's expectations!
So ladies, love yourself! (*ᴗˬᴗ)ꕤ*.ﾟ
I know there are still two days before Valentine but still wanted to share this with you all as I won't be online anymore.
Love you all truly, UNO. ᡣ • . •
Just wanted to share a little thing before Valentine :)
I LOVE YOU WOMEN! And I don't mean romantically... but platonically! I genuinely support all of you ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
You are the embodiments of grace, elegance and charm and captivate hearts and minds with your amazing and enchanting presence ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
I mean it if I say that you're just ethereal and majestic ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ In a society like today's that often imposes narrow standards of beauty, I want to remind you to embrace your individuality, to celebrate your flaws as badges of honor and to refuse to be confined by society's expectations!
So ladies, love yourself! (*ᴗˬᴗ)ꕤ*.ﾟ
I know there are still two days before Valentine but still wanted to share this with you all as I won't be online anymore.
Love you all truly, UNO. ᡣ • . •
I hate how people call this site a porn site. It may be one for YOU but dont group me with ur addicted, cant go one day without smut heada$$
They look at you with a pitiful face and tell you to use it with good use and to hang in there
I know we said no politics but actually tho how can i stop with the shit that some of yall say
Here https://www.mangago.me/thing/about/632082/
For fcks sake some of yall if not most of yall need to have your voting rights revoked and sent to the mountains away from civilization
Here https://www.mangago.me/thing/about/632082/
For fcks sake some of yall if not most of yall need to have your voting rights revoked and sent to the mountains away from civilization
Indonesian
Singaporean
Bruneian
malaysian
idk but speaks same/almost same language is fun hehe
Singaporean
Bruneian
malaysian
idk but speaks same/almost same language is fun hehe
idk if it's just me but that makes my confidence boosting, i mean there's no one like u so why not liking yourself? *gives u hug while farting*
I WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR WHATEVER I DID.
IT WAS VERY WRONG AND I'M VERY SORRY.
I JUST WANT TO MOVE ON AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.
i know y'all being mad at me,but that's literally that squirrel's fault.
But i just want to apologize in advance
IT WAS VERY WRONG AND I'M VERY SORRY.
I JUST WANT TO MOVE ON AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.
i know y'all being mad at me,but that's literally that squirrel's fault.
But i just want to apologize in advance
I would like to know how your life is going in this pandemic.
It sucks to me. My grades dropped because we don't have face-to-face classes, I didn't enter the course I wanted because they increased the grades required to enter a certain course.
There is still more but I will stop here.
It sucks to me. My grades dropped because we don't have face-to-face classes, I didn't enter the course I wanted because they increased the grades required to enter a certain course.
There is still more but I will stop here.
The same species with asshole top. I hate that kind of character (╬￣皿￣)凸
Comic with this kind of stuff is always fulls of digusting shit but i always read it fully bcoz most artist who loves mind break have a really great artstyle and im a little bit guilty about it :"
Tell me something about you, about something you're working on rn or a dream for the future. It can be anything. Something you like, something you hate. An experience, a stupid idea stuck in your head, a drawing, a story you wanna make, a song, or the back story of a character you've made. You can clear your thoughts here, and mabye we can talk about it :D
Only if you want to :v
Only if you want to :v
Somebody please send help
I went to the mall today for the first time in ages and I don’t want to go back ever again
I just had to get some glasses but because I’m a minor I had to get an appointment but me and my companion didn’t know that so I literally had to stand near the entrance of the mall like a lost person waiting for my companion to get an appointment :’)))
When I got the appointment we had to choose a frame and know what my eye thingy is (idk what its called in english lmao) for the lens yknow, the normal stuff
The total came up to about 8,800 and we had to call my mother which was overseas and decide whether to buy or not
And since we were in a mall, there was no wifi and we literally had to wait around for my phone to get some kind of signal which took at least 20 minutes
At this point it was apparent that we were being pain in the asses to the people in the shop and I literally wanted to say sorry so badd
When my mom (finally) picked up she was literally screaming at the optometrist and I wanted to shrivel up and die
The phone call time? 30 minutes.
It was lunch now and we decided to go get some good old mc donalds and on the way there my companion was like “yo they’re having a sale *points at shoe shop* let me go buy some shoes for le feet”
I said “yo no lets just go home after lunch”
..we still went to the shoe shop
(Again, I am a minor so I wasn’t allowed in the shop so my companion left the food with me)
I am a (kinda) shut-in and didn’t eat much so like, slim bitch, thin ass bones
And I wa sholding the food (which was in a paper bag) with my non-dominant arm so it was heavy as fuck
And when she was done paying my arm was literally about to give out and I was holding drinks on my other hand so like rip
And then she was like “ok lets go homee”
And once we were approaching the exit, MY ARM GAVE OUT AND AAAAAAHHHHHHH
IT WAS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITTLE PASSAGEWAY AND THE FOOD SPILLED!!!
IT WASN’T TOO BAD BECAUSE IT WAS JUST FRIES BUT GODDAMN IT PEOPLE WERE STARING AT US AND WE HAD TO GET THE REST OF THE FOOD IN CONTROL
SOMEBODY HELP ME
ALSO IT WAS LIKE 35° OUTSIDE AND WE SOLD OUR CAR A YEAR AGO SO NO AIRCON AND WE WERE FORCED TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
MORE SPECIFICALLY A JEEPNEY WHICH WAS LOUD AS FUCK
AND WE WERE SANDWICHED BETWEEN PLASTIC AND HUMAN ODOR
PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SWEATY WHORE, NO DON’T LEAN NEAR ME FUCK OFF
anyway, how was everyone’s day so far? <3
I went to the mall today for the first time in ages and I don’t want to go back ever again
I just had to get some glasses but because I’m a minor I had to get an appointment but me and my companion didn’t know that so I literally had to stand near the entrance of the mall like a lost person waiting for my companion to get an appointment :’)))
When I got the appointment we had to choose a frame and know what my eye thingy is (idk what its called in english lmao) for the lens yknow, the normal stuff
The total came up to about 8,800 and we had to call my mother which was overseas and decide whether to buy or not
And since we were in a mall, there was no wifi and we literally had to wait around for my phone to get some kind of signal which took at least 20 minutes
At this point it was apparent that we were being pain in the asses to the people in the shop and I literally wanted to say sorry so badd
When my mom (finally) picked up she was literally screaming at the optometrist and I wanted to shrivel up and die
The phone call time? 30 minutes.
It was lunch now and we decided to go get some good old mc donalds and on the way there my companion was like “yo they’re having a sale *points at shoe shop* let me go buy some shoes for le feet”
I said “yo no lets just go home after lunch”
..we still went to the shoe shop
(Again, I am a minor so I wasn’t allowed in the shop so my companion left the food with me)
I am a (kinda) shut-in and didn’t eat much so like, slim bitch, thin ass bones
And I wa sholding the food (which was in a paper bag) with my non-dominant arm so it was heavy as fuck
And when she was done paying my arm was literally about to give out and I was holding drinks on my other hand so like rip
And then she was like “ok lets go homee”
And once we were approaching the exit, MY ARM GAVE OUT AND AAAAAAHHHHHHH
IT WAS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITTLE PASSAGEWAY AND THE FOOD SPILLED!!!
IT WASN’T TOO BAD BECAUSE IT WAS JUST FRIES BUT GODDAMN IT PEOPLE WERE STARING AT US AND WE HAD TO GET THE REST OF THE FOOD IN CONTROL
SOMEBODY HELP ME
ALSO IT WAS LIKE 35° OUTSIDE AND WE SOLD OUR CAR A YEAR AGO SO NO AIRCON AND WE WERE FORCED TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
MORE SPECIFICALLY A JEEPNEY WHICH WAS LOUD AS FUCK
AND WE WERE SANDWICHED BETWEEN PLASTIC AND HUMAN ODOR
PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SWEATY WHORE, NO DON’T LEAN NEAR ME FUCK OFF
anyway, how was everyone’s day so far? <3
And i say that you should too
Anyway hope you have/had a nice day
Drink some water, take a nap or watch some anime or a k-drama
Buh-bye
I have like 100+ tabs so this'll take a while :')
Anyway hope you have/had a nice day
Drink some water, take a nap or watch some anime or a k-drama
Buh-bye
I have like 100+ tabs so this'll take a while :')
karina from aespa is stunning in my opinion ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄