Have An Unpopular Opinion

I’m aromantic meaning I don’t feel romantic attraction to people so I don’t really want that type of relationship because I won’t be able to reciprocate the feelings and I’d feel really bad faking it but I do want a friends with benefits relationship but the other party tends catch feelings and most people don’t want that type of relationship forever and being a hoe is super fun yes but it’s kinda stressful full because there are a lot of sus people and don’t really wanna deal with that also don’t ask me why I don’t just meet another aro person because I literally don’t know any irl

Have u guys ever been reading a manga or like a book or something and u read one part and you’re puthy throbs like why can’t it just do that till a bust a nut beating my meat is too much work

So I’m freakishly flexible and double jointed like every where and after being like this for 18 years I just now realized that my face can pretty easily reach my coochi and tbh I would try but I’m actually scared that I’ll get a cramp and get stuck like that and the sad thing is the waist of potential I could be my own girlfriend if only I wasn’t a such a pussy verry sad