Have A Wild Imagination

Yupp I have a whole shower playlist and use it to daydream while showering   reply

Ye I go full on party mode   reply

No, but i once ate my breakfast sandwich in the shower because i was running late for a class.   reply

I have strict brown parents so no   reply

sea lions are basically ocean dogs even though its name is closer to felines   reply

*jams to my anime music playlist on spotify* "Hey. When was the last time we cleaned these shower curtains?" *shower curtain brushes my leg* "UGHHHHHHHHHH EWWWW" *begins quoting random shit* "Call me Dumbledore, cause we're about to clean bitches." "THAT CHEAP LYING NO GOOD ROTTEN FOUR FLUSHING LOW LIFE SNAKE LICKING DIRT EATING INBRED OVERSTUFFE......   reply

if god is all-seeing and all-knowing, then that means he knows what happens in the bedroom too? then that makes him the voyeur of all voyeurs   1 reply

why does showering at night feel so much better then day   1 reply