Got An Online Lover

I went from Matcha to Your dildo   reply

nope not really #meandmyonlineusernameforever   reply

Uhhh, if you’re using tissue make sure to fold it properly else it might hurt, if ya have wipes I recommend only using it after ya sure u have all the gunk out with the dry tissue paper, then wipe with wet whip… That’s just preference though since like idk, you’ll get it if you try I think, maybe. Also ya don’t have to but like consider g......   reply

There was this media campaign with clebrities a while back, about which is the proper way to fold toilet paper for wiping, you decide Britain. I am still not convinced and need more celebrity input on the subject. Until the matter is decided publicly, I am holding my... breath.   reply

I print out a picture of codename Anesthesia and use that.   1 reply

Use wipes lol   reply

Changing your profile pic is enough username is too extra   reply

No, I need physical affection so I can make them food and give them hugs and gifts. I’d loose feelings faster than I do rn if it was online   reply

I take three or four squares of the toilet paper, fold it up on the creases so it looks like one but thicker, and then I just wipe. For each wipe I fold it in half, and I do this twice. Then I repeat the process how may more times if there’s still shit.   1 reply