One day my wife saw me sitting in a chair weird and started crying. I told her it's not what she thinks but accidentally did finger guns and now she took the kids and left.
It's so sad that she believed those stereotypes, we were so happy together. Even my boyfriend agreed. :'(
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Just because y'all are weird sometimes, yes this is a shitpost...... 2 reply
I love coffee. You know that thing our brain does when we stare too long at a word that it looks wrong and unfamiliar? So coffee looked wrong to me, but suddenly cofefe seemed right, and even cute. That and the fact I was sleep deprived. That was around 6 years ago. 1 reply
So the story behind my username is that somehow someway my friends and I created this inside joke about finding ankles,knees,elbows, and shoulders sexually attractive and the one we use the most is "show me yo ankless " or "let me see yo ankles bitch " idk if the emoji will show up or not but yeah its kinda boring but it makes me laugh :)
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Sexuality is on a continuum right? You don't need to feel like you owe people an explanation or apology for your sexual preferences. They're just labels in the end. 1 reply