sometimes i think my dad's choking when he sleeps. He would be quiet and I would check up on him then he would mimic a god damn train horn in my ear. 1 reply
HES A FAT BITCH WHO SITS ON A COUCH EVERYDAY WATCHING ANIMAL DOCUMENTARY TREATING MY MUM LIKE SHES A SLAVE THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME USELESS WHEN I DONT DO SOMETHING FOR HIM reply
BAHAHAHAHAH MY DAD DOES THAT TOO
like sometimes he quiets down and i think that hes going to stop but no,
he tells me he is alive with the LOUDEST SNORE TO WAKE UP A LITERAL DEAF PERSON LIKE ISTG reply
I just said this HAAAAUUGHCKKKK out loud and i can't stop laughing it sounds so funny lamooo HQHQHAAHHAHAHA HAAAAUUGHCKKKK HQHQHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA reply
I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO KILL MY DAD IN HIS SLEEP. WHEN HE SNORES ITS SO LOUD AND DISGUSTING AND IM JUST TRYING TO LISTEN DO "DICK" IN PEACE BUT HIS BITCHASS HAS TO GO LIKE HAAAAUUGHCKKKK
Ok listen I found out that when you jump out of a tall asa mf building u die while ur falling ofc that depends on how long ur fall will be and so you wont feel any pain when you SPLAT to the ground
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