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god x jesus
'AaaAa~~ daddy,,,,HarDER AAaA~' said jesus as his father fucked him ever so roughly. 'shush now my child, and drink thy holy water i hath bestowed in front of your eyes.' said god, smiling ever so brightly. 'mMmmhmMmmMM~~~' moaned jesus as the holy water was trickled down his throat. 'today is a good one. bring happiness.' said god, looking outside into the grassy field of grass and things
THIS IS NOT A HATE AGAINST CHRISTIANS IVE SEEN "BANANA X ORANGE" AND "NEPTUNE X URANUS" i just wanted to...continue.
Jesus broke the bread and said "Take, eat, this is my body". Then he took the coup of wine saying "This cup is the new covenant in my blood, drink it". Then, spreading the mayonnaise, he said "This is...". But the disciples scattered like a thunderstorm and humanity is condemned ever since. reply
