Answer me pls I'm desperate

(Reupload since the other one got taken down ;-;)

So, I got an assignment;

"How would your best friend describe you? Write an essay in detail."

BUT I DON'T A BEST FRIEND- I'M LONELY AF

SO, FELLOW HORNY USERS ON MANGAGO- PLEASE DESCRIBE ME (Taku~) PLEASE. BE HONEST, TOO.