what's your earliest memory?

A bottle of hair serum fell on top of my head and I took hours of bath after that   reply

In a bathroom, crouching down and playing with dolls. I didn't know I started to shit. My mom caught me playing and shitting in the tiles. Lol i got beaten up cuz of it   reply

being left by someone who never returned again   reply

There was this book in kindergarten that has picture of cartoon shit so I touch it and start chasing my classmates trying to touch them with my poopoo infected hands and everyone running for dear life.   reply

I think it was me holding a baby bottle with my nubby hands and trying to desperately suck the milk out because the nipple was clogged.   reply

When I was 6, my sis and I went to the toy store and she got hit by a car on the way in front of me. I remember being in the hospital with her while doctors were trying to reach my parents.   2 reply

Ahem, I have a lot of crazy memories so excuse me... 1. I almost got burned by a candle cause I was a fucking dumbass 5 or 6 y/o kid that put her hand willingly into the fire 2.Almost got hit by a car on the street but my mom pulled me before I got hit, and when she asked why I did that and do I wanna go to heaven I answered "yes" when she asked......   reply

i stapled my finger because i wanted to know what would happen LMAOAO honestly i dont really remember what happened after but it obviously hurt   reply