What are your yaoi turn-ons and turn-offs?

For example, when I'm reading yaoi I have to yeet right out of there when
1: There's rape (Unless it's straight up hentai because that's hot, I just don't like people romanticizing that shit.)
2: It starts out with a couple that's already together. (Idk I just like seeing it from the beginning.)
3: There's bad art (This seems a little snobbish but yaoi is porn and I'm not reading Nyan Neko Sugar Girls the hentai) ((Nyan Neko Suagr Girls is best anime tho 8/8 shud watch))
4: I don't like fantasy yaoi. No idea why. (A couple red string of fate ones have been good though. Ooo and ghost ones are nice too until they get fuck sad.)
5: SHOTACON. Or even really small guys with a big guy. I read yaoi to see guy x guy action not guy x girl with dick. (To each their own though, you do you.)
My turn-ons for yaoi are
1: When the guys are gay to begin with, or at the very least the mc is. (I can read that "I'm only gay for you~" stuff but I really prefer them just being gay.)
2: SLUTTY UKES. Mmmm~ (I love perverts, and I really enjoy when the uke has the upper hand.)
3: Tsundere ukes (This contradicts my previous turn-on but I just think tsunderes are really cute as long as they don't go to infinity and beyond with it. I don't like it when they always say no or cry a lot cause that makes it seem rapey.)
4: Gyaru ukes (This is an aesthetic preference.)
5: Business men or college students (It's an age thing for me)
6: When it's taboo (This is so wrong and I'm very aware of it. Being gay should be seen as a normal thing. I just like that forbidden feeling, it's exciting.)
7: Bickering couples~ *cough* Bakugo and Kirishima *cough cough*
8: -﹃ - This face (It's drool if you don't get it. I love when they're so drunk off of pleasure that they lose control of basic functions, seme or uke. Like when ukes have one eye half closed.)
9: Seme povs (They're really rare but really nice.)
10: And last but not least, do I even have to say this? UNCENSORED DICKS!