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Unfortunate ones! There is an emergency! I somehow have lodged my goblet into my rectum and it seems to not want to release itself from the clutches of my, excuse me, anus. It feels quite strange but rather nice.. BUT that is besides the point, please help me get it out!
My, my! Whatever shall we do? Should we call a medic? Alas but no it would be improper for a medic to see (I'm assuming) a goblet in a... tight situation. I fear we only have 2 choices left madam, we shall pull it out or you shall, pardon my language, poop it out. I shall send some maids to the church to pray for your safety.
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Okay dumbass, you need to release the vacuum that formed in your asshole, buy inserting a pen or something next to the goblet and separating the sides from each other. Also you're fucking dumb. Buy a butt plug. 1 reply
