bro, do I scare you-

O__________O
A few people have said they're scared of me, and just right now even, I....wha-

Is it my shamelessness?
My awesome poetry?
Because I of my confidence in saying 'i ate worms before'?
Are you intimidated by my giraffe genes?
Are you afraid because you still don't know what flavor lolli I am?
Is it my amazingly high tolerance to bullshit?
Is it because I have distinguished but chaotic dumbass vibes?
Is it because of that 'lightbulb up my ass' question?
Maybe it's because I mentioned that I can walk backwards fluently and at full speed towards you?

Why.
Why are you afraid of me. ;--------;
I just want noodles and hugs and pictures of pastel snails on roses.
The only thing about me you should be afraid of is me stealing your heart uwu





Also my stupid creepy long ass pale hands, Imma gouge your fucking eyes out



Jk jk



kinda (: