My dick fell off :(

What should I do??? I'm not sure how it happened....but it just kind of...like, didn't snap but it kinda just went *PLOP* and I looked down and I was like 'OH...OH SHIT!' and my dick was on the floor! How do I fix it?
I'm a guy btw

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Staple it back on or smth idfk reply

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Just Me 17 12,2020

"I'm a guy btw" lol not anymore (⌒▽⌒) reply

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[DELETED] 17 12,2020

Add it to your stew reply

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tawin 17 12,2020

suck it off and then insert it into yourself, if u feel an intense hatred for it, just eat it, free food! 1 reply

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Cupcakelover5657 17 12,2020

Use a strap on reply

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Itova 17 12,2020

Gorilla glue 1 reply

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Have you tried rice? reply

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Katak certified hater 17 12,2020

ayo wtf- 1 reply

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Oesth 17 12,2020

Is there blood or did it just slop off onto the floor like extra icing reply

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Nyamh 17 12,2020

Have you tried turning it on and off again? reply

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