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What I appreciate in depictions of masturbation scenes is the realism. I don't know any women who light candles and rub one out under a blanket. they hump pillows, they lay face down on a vibrator..I know a girl who said that she rubs a pen over her clothes to get off because direct contact is too much to handle it puts her out of it. I saw another wiggle a sharpie inside of her and kept using it in highschool classes(she was a senior and 18, Chris Hansen)..it was a little weird after seeing her do this and then lending it to others in class. In my head I was like "I just saw you try to stick that in your ass WTF MAN!?!?". My favorite story is how this girl I've actually dated said she lays underneath her bathtub faucet and the vibrations of the water falling on her clit gets her off. It really is fascinating how much every women can vary, not just in a sexual sense either. Guys? What do we do? Once we figure out RUBRUBRUB = UGGGHHHQPALFHTYCBSKXIA we stick with that formula and stay loyal to it