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I shat my pants on my first date
Okay so this guy who i had a crush on for the past 4 years asked me out a month ago(we quarantined for 3 weeks and got test multiple times to be safe) and today we went to lunch at his place and earlier i had a massive stomach ache but i didn't think anything of it because it happens when I'm on my period and when i get hungry so i just went on the date thinking nothing of it so fast forward 20 minutes i needed to go to the bathroom so i went to his bathroom and as i was pulling down my pants i just shat everywhere and i mean EVERYWHERE and i don't know what to do i got shit on his toilet seat, on his rug that was near the toilet and even got some on my pants and underwear. I don't know what to do!! I thought about jumping out his window but he lives on the 5th story and there are people outside!!!HELP IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES AND HE'S CHECKING ON ME TO SEE IF IM OKAY!!!he also knows my phone number and address
Actually, there was this story of this girl who went on a date. She went to flush but it wouldn’t flush, so she tried to throw her poop out the window. The window was a double window so it got stuck between the two panes. She tried to get it out, but she got stuck.
The fire station had to get her out and she was really embarrassed, but the dude...... 1 reply
