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Had a bad experience with an animal
I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
I was at a zoo and there was this bird section where you could feed them... tell me why this one bird decided that my finger must be the food I was giving. Tell me how my bony ass finger looked more delicious than a bucket filled with bird treats. Didn’t even stop after the first peck just kept going and had the nerve to look up at me as if it wa...... reply
