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Had a bad experience with an animal
I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
I was having a nice day and about to head to school but then I saw my dog with other 2, having threesome in front of our gate. Theres this one dog who is staring at me the whole time. I didn't pay attention that much and went to school, passed through them while running. Then when I came back from school, the same dog is in there waiting for me, an...... reply
I was at a zoo and there was this bird section where you could feed them... tell me why this one bird decided that my finger must be the food I was giving. Tell me how my bony ass finger looked more delicious than a bucket filled with bird treats. Didn’t even stop after the first peck just kept going and had the nerve to look up at me as if it wa...... reply
i am terrified of monkeys. when i was a kid, our neighbour had a monkey and the older brother brought it to us to "play" and it clung to me and ripped my hair out. another experience i had w monkeys is when we went to bali, they tryna steal my glasses, my sling bag, manage to stole our drinks. IM SO SHAKEN BY THEM THEYRE SCARY 3 reply
man when i was 11 a shark was chasing me ON A SCHOOL TRIP TO THE BEACH; y'all i did not know how to swim too, thx 6th grade french teacher for saving my ass 1 reply
I was masturbating under my sheets once and my cat was in the room, I was watching porn not paying attention and next thing I feel is claws being dug into my dick, she thought I was playing a game because the sheet kept bouncing, couldn’t masturbate for a week.
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There was a bat at my door. i went outside to get milk it was just hanging there (literally). the little mofo dove right towards me and i threw the milk packet at it and RAN reply
A German Shepherd that my mother's ex boyfriend was pet-sitting at his house, jumped on me and knocked me down and then proceeded to tear into my forehead. With me squirming underneath the dog trying to escape, we started in the dining room and ended up in the living room next to my mother and her boyfriend. The boyfriend beat the dog with a rolled...... reply