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Had a bad experience with an animal
I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
I was masturbating under my sheets once and my cat was in the room, I was watching porn not paying attention and next thing I feel is claws being dug into my dick, she thought I was playing a game because the sheet kept bouncing, couldn’t masturbate for a week.
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