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Had a bad experience with an animal
I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
A German Shepherd that my mother's ex boyfriend was pet-sitting at his house, jumped on me and knocked me down and then proceeded to tear into my forehead. With me squirming underneath the dog trying to escape, we started in the dining room and ended up in the living room next to my mother and her boyfriend. The boyfriend beat the dog with a rolled...... reply
