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Had a bad experience with an animal
I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
i am terrified of monkeys. when i was a kid, our neighbour had a monkey and the older brother brought it to us to "play" and it clung to me and ripped my hair out. another experience i had w monkeys is when we went to bali, they tryna steal my glasses, my sling bag, manage to stole our drinks. IM SO SHAKEN BY THEM THEYRE SCARY 3 reply
