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Had a bad experience with an animal
I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
I was waiting for a bus to come then a GODDAMN PIGEON JUST TOOK A SHIT AT ME AND THERE WAS ALOT OF PEOPLE THERE TOO. I went home smelling like birdshit. There was a time where I was just minding my own business then my siblings cats will just scratch my face for NO FVCKIN REASON reply