I AM THROWING UP

so a couple of months ago i saw this really cursed tiktok and i randomly remembered it now

basically this girl and her boyfriend were doing their thang in the bedroom, but they didn't have lube...
so the girl thought it would be a good idea to go downstairs and find another alternative, and for some reason she chose mayo.
MAYO-
anyway, they used it as lube, and apparently she didnt wash it out properly, so a few weeks later she started cumming randomly...
she had no reason why, so she and her boyfriend decided to go to the doctor to check out what was wrong with her
turns out that after she used mayo, there were maggots growing inside of her, and that was what was causing her to cum randomly-

SO NEVER USE FOOD AS LUBE KIDS