What's your favorite insults?

"I hope you break your fucking knees" "fucking weirdo" "bitch" "fuck you bitch" I like when i can get all of them out in one go too. ex: fuck you bitch. I hope you break your fucking knees you fucking weirdo"   reply

Honestly, I'd have to care first to even bother insulting anyone. Tho, I truly enjoy sarcasm and 'cultured' insults that you can say with a nice smile on your face. Anyways, there you go: -I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did. -Sometimes I need something only you can provide, that is your absence. -Your infer......   3 reply

'Your birth should've been premature .' 'You're a waste of cells.' 'You're a failure of nature./You're a genetic error.' 'You're a homo without the sapiens sapiens.' 'You stink.' 'Your existence is a wonder in the eyes of Darwinism.' But kids, also do remember: Now if you excuse me, I'll let people freeze to death.   reply