Haha i'm smort

I am currently sick and i do not want to get better, why? Because my school's graduation thing will come in a few days and i don't wanna show my face nor do i wanna participate so i'm gonna use this as an excuse
My mom just fed me a pill..
HAHA! I DIDN'T SWALLOW IT
I DON'T HAVE TO ATTEND MY SCHOOL'S GRADUATION THING
I'm gonna try and make my fever worse
GO BIG OR GO HOME BABY
THAT'S AN INTROVERT FOR YOU