Man jacking off to a statue

So I went out for the first time in 2 months and decided to visit the local park where I basically took pics of everything cuz world is bootiful. Everything was well and good until I saw this man who was climbing towards a statue of a female, at first he seemed to be hugging her and then he started kissing her(at this point I was very creeped out), and then he started doing some weird motions, it took me a while to figure out what he was doing but it eventually clicked(unfortunately). At this point I was out of the park and if y’all don’t believe me I have pics of our victim(lady statue). So yeah… I’m not going out again for another 4 months ig…