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if you need to tell someone to shut the fuck up then don't do it politely....   reply

I value your opinion and wish to pick up this conversation at a later date. I no longer wish to put any time or effort into pursing any type of relationship with you. All things must come to an end. Whatever this is must also come to an end. Enjoy your life. Spare me the pleasure of your company. Is $20 enough to convince you to leave me alone ......   1 reply

if it's a kid just ask if they want to play the silence game   reply

easy, just smile and point a knife at them   reply

''Can you please close that pretty mouth of yours, darling?''   reply

Excuse me, Ma'am/Sir/Person (whatever pronouns they use), I must kindly ask if you could silence your vocal cords or lower your volume entirely. Fancy talk?   reply