Real life?
Hmmm... There was this one time my mom caught my bf and me having sex but we didn't notice (I kinda did but my bf didn't and said it was nothing), so it seems she saw a bit and then went out of my room very quietly. The day after we somehow got to the topic of my bf and she told me she saw us. And she described it as me dancing on top o...... reply
a while back my husband and i were in the floor doing dogie style when out of no where my cat attacked his dangling bits. he screamed and scared the cat so bad it ran out of the room. after that he made sure the door was shut and the cat was no where around before we did anything. reply
Back in the day when I was holding on to the, ‘You just haven’t met the right guy’ statement for my queer life I once had a panic attack on top of a guy and then socked him. He was a really nice guy and I felt so bad after. My body just reacted without thinking. Let’s just say that relationship didn’t last very long. Oof. reply
First time I had sex at one point my head kept hitting the wall and I put my hand against the wall to protect my head. Not the hottest moment of it. Second time I had sex I guess I was too eager to deepthroat and graciously vomited a bit in the middle of it. We took a shower and continued later on but still, not the most charming I've been.
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Very dark car sex. Guy swore he hasn’t done /this/ in awhile which showed when I was on my hands and knees I could feel his “buddy” knocking on the wrong door. He blamed it entirely on how dark it was. Whenever he was close I’d flatly say “nope” or “anal” which implied “we’re not doing that!” He’s gotten better since lol reply
