what did you learn about sex the hard way?

When i was still young there were three things i didnt understand that got me all confused and kinda made me freak out

First was when i was in fourth grade, around 11 years old. I thought that female private parts only had the clitoris. So one day I was taking a bath, rinsing the shampoo and soap off then washing my "flower". At that time i was really curious about my body so i was kinda touching and feeling myself on those parts. Then suddenly i felt that there was a hole somewhere below my clit. And it hurts when i touch it! I got really nervous because tHERES A GODDAMN HOLE IN MY CROTCH!! WHAT THE HELL?? I cried for like fifteen minutes and got out of the restroom scared. Kinda like the feeling you get when you get a big wound and you dont want to let your parents know.

Second was when i was 13 years old. We had a neighbor that had breast cancer and had her breasts removed. I asked my parents why she had to remove them. They just told me that it was because it was painful. Anyway, when i started to grow my breasts. Yep you guessed it right: I THOUGHT I HAD BREAST CANCER LMAO because my nipples (or beneath the skin whatever) really hurt even to the slightest touch. I could also feel like there was a lump or somewhat a bead beneath them. So yah, again, i cried A LOT. I was like, "im only 13 years old how could i have breast cancer, i dont want to die yet" with all the drama and all. This time i told my parents ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Lastly, i thought that babies came out of the anus. I was confused and at the same time amazed as to how pregnant women's bodies were able to sort out feces and the baby. I was even worried that the baby will come out when pooping too hard.



Id like to know what you learned about sex the hard way. Not necessarily about sex though, may also be like the things i mentioned above. You may also share about how you learned about sex for the first time or your experience with your parents about "the talk" and the like (⌒▽⌒)