Stuff my himbo friend says

"What's a tokyo ghoul? Is it some kind of urban legend?"

"29 hours on tik tok per day? You need to get out more."

"Awe! What cute ducks!"
'Those are cats...'
"OOOOOOOOOH"

"What's a caucasian?"

"I don't get why people are so afraid of the hell for lust? You just get fucked by demons all day..."

"They said oil can be replaced for eggs, I thought that could be the case when I made scrambled oil..."

"Is that ice spicy?"

"I had a wet dream about the guy from that movie Scream. Yeah, the one with the mask?"

"That was a math test?! I thought it was an assignment I didn't do."

"I may have failed second grade math, but 8 + 3 is 10."