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I fucking hate this
my mom looked through my whole phone and found out I'm trans and bisexual. I'm literally shaking as I type this, she keeps misgendering me on purpose I can't even think properly. please just make a good joke or or anything that'll help me feel better I'm sorry if this is weird but please
"Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties Because you should never drink and derive."
"What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny."
"What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump."
"Can February march? No, but April may."
Sorry, I don't have good jokes... Hope ...... reply
