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Who would / who wouldn't survive in a (zombie) Apocalypse
This is my opinion, feel free to share yours. So first, who wouldn't survive an Apocalypse: The kind of people who think that the karen joke is still funny, most of ya'll are still 10 year old or just have that kind of humor, ya'll would probably try to crack a joke to the zombie and then get bitten.
Someone who would survive is someone who knows how to survive in the wild, has combat experience and common sense.
Someone who wouldn't survive is a teacher ( Like literacy, Social studies those kind of teachers) I say this because 1. Most of the teachers I've had quit because the kids were that bad, they low key have a lot on their plate a zombie Apocalypse would either be their breaking point and they'd be like that one meme in which the dog was sitting in a house on fire and saying 'this is fine' while sipping a cup of coffee while having a mental breakdown. either way I don't see it ending well for them. 2. A lot of teachers can't function without their coffee, and rations will be limited so.... You not gonna have the ability to have those 3 cups of coffee a day bro.
Someone who would survive is someone on this website, your presence alone terrifies the zombies and seeing how horny you are you might try to rail them. But it is 50/50 with ya'll, I mean ya'll are surprising so yeah.
Someone who wouldn't survive, people who base their life off of fiction . I'm talking posters, merch personality, ( this isn't everyone just usually the ones who gate keep and are really toxic.) Especally the yaoi fanacitc, I don't mean people who read yaoi in general or people who read a lot of it I'm talking the ones who really think shit works the way it does it yaoi, please, no. If the lack of yaoi your able to read doesn't kill you, your team mates will, if they don't you simple lack of common sense and intelligence will. I'm kidding. But yeah let me know what you think, who do you think would survive / what kind of people that kind of stuff. Also, what I said I said as a joke.
OK I ain't reading all of that. But I think I'll survive in a Zombie Apocalypse. I don't really think guns will work and they're too noisy. I have an ancestral sword I received from my grandfather..and I took kendo lessons. So I have a grasp of swordsmanship (is that what it's called in English) and my father is a doctor, I learned basic first aid ...... reply
Bro the horny thing wth that made wheeze but bro thats probably true some people are too horny. For me i won't lie i Will just give up on life and let them eat me reply
My dad and I might be okay because of his hunting gear, but my mom might not make it it's a 50/50 when it comes to her because while she is skilled and resourceful she also panics during a crisis and becomes vulnerable.
Other survivors would definitely be hunters. They have the ability to gather food and hide in plain sight.
Anybody who has a boa...... reply
I already decided I won’t survive bc I absolutely refuse to live in a world without AC, Internet and seltzer. I mean at first it wouldn’t be so bad, you’d be running on adrenaline and as long as it was a nuclear apocalypse sht would still be around. But 10 yrs down the line when your dying of gangrene and trying to mold bread to make antibio...... reply
First of all I'll find every person i hate then fcking kill them and make it look like as an accidental and let zombies bite it and remove the evidence. reply
I don't think i can survive, i admit i can't survive in the wild and I'm terrified of leaches, but ill try my best to survive, to protect my kids.
Its going to be a lawless fucked up time, so never trust anyone easily, its going to be even more difficult for a woman to survive a lawless world.
But ill try my best anyway~~ 1 reply
