Who would / who wouldn't survive in a (zombie) Apocalypse

This is my opinion, feel free to share yours.
So first, who wouldn't survive an Apocalypse: The kind of people who think that the karen joke is still funny, most of ya'll are still 10 year old or just have that kind of humor, ya'll would probably try to crack a joke to the zombie and then get bitten.

Someone who would survive is someone who knows how to survive in the wild, has combat experience and common sense.

Someone who wouldn't survive is a teacher ( Like literacy, Social studies those kind of teachers) I say this because 1. Most of the teachers I've had quit because the kids were that bad, they low key have a lot on their plate a zombie Apocalypse would either be their breaking point and they'd be like that one meme in which the dog was sitting in a house on fire and saying 'this is fine' while sipping a cup of coffee while having a mental breakdown. either way I don't see it ending well for them. 2. A lot of teachers can't function without their coffee, and rations will be limited so.... You not gonna have the ability to have those 3 cups of coffee a day bro.

Someone who would survive is someone on this website, your presence alone terrifies the zombies and seeing how horny you are you might try to rail them. But it is 50/50 with ya'll, I mean ya'll are surprising so yeah.

Someone who wouldn't survive, people who base their life off of fiction . I'm talking posters, merch personality, ( this isn't everyone just usually the ones who gate keep and are really toxic.) Especally the yaoi fanacitc, I don't mean people who read yaoi in general or people who read a lot of it I'm talking the ones who really think shit works the way it does it yaoi, please, no. If the lack of yaoi your able to read doesn't kill you, your team mates will, if they don't you simple lack of common sense and intelligence will. I'm kidding. But yeah let me know what you think, who do you think would survive / what kind of people that kind of stuff. Also, what I said I said as a joke.