Hey. (DONT READ THIS)

Hello.

How are you?

I’m doing fine. How are you?

Oh I am feeling great! I’m about to propose to my girlfriend.

Didn’t you just meet her yesterday..

It’s love at first site! Do you not believe in that?

No. It’s so stupid, and so are you for thinking she’d say yes.

Well, we will see how it goes. Bet she will say yes!

1 DAY LATER (btw this is all through messaging app)

Any news on what she said? It’s been a day.

Well.. Turns out she just wanted a one night stand with someone, she already had a husband too!

Why tf is she cheating on her husband, also she looked around 20 are you sure?

She is literally 30 bro

SHE LOOKEd SO YOUNG ?!

I know right. Wonder what she uses…Anyways wanna go get some food?

Sure, where to?

Our favorite place.

Awesome!


[FINISH] that was boring and it’s probably so cringe don’t read this guys I’m tired and hungry