Which word is better for the pp

I woke up and thought, why call it a cock. I hate the word cock. Not hate maybe it's just bleh.

SO what do YOU think it should be called

This is a weird question, I just saw what I typed.

*wondering if I should not post*

*decides to post*

Fuck it, I'm posting. Gimme your fav pp terms, we'll move to part 2 afterwards A.K.A [*****]