Seeking Fake Husbando/Wifu

Who wanna be my fake husband/wife? I'm so tired of these relatives asking me when I'm gonna date/get married/pop out 4.5 kids? :D

You only gotta show up for family gatherings once in a while. We don't even need a fake wedding ceremony - I'll just share with everyone one I find on YouTube, edit our deep faked faces in it and claim it as my own!