getting caught masturbating in the living room by my lil brother's nanny's husband... it's even worse every time i remember it cause i was SO into it and after i opened my eyes we like stare at other for seconds until he walked away gosh I just comfort myself tjat its okay since hes a guy and its not the nanny or any women that caught me... 6 reply
I will never ever recover from this. I was in 9th grade and I fucking dozed off in class because it was the afternoon and I was tired. Then my teacher suddenly called my name so I flinched and jumped out of my seat, she then asked me a question but I was so fucking out of it that I just stood there and kept mumbling "can you pls repeat the question...... 1 reply
a while back, when i was like 8 or 9 years old, i used to tell my friends i was a vampire and one night i bit my friend’s neck at a sleepover, but instead of ACTUALLY biting them, i gave them a hickey instead. haunts me to this day….
another one being in grade 5 i “learned” japanese (as in i translated random sayings like ‘shut up’ and...... reply
during my graduation my principal was supposed to turn my tassel but i thought he was giving me a hug.. so as he turned my tassel, i gave him a hug at the same time and it was so embarrassing. i was the last student so EVERYBODY saw it reply
so theres a lot...
this ones extreme....so one time during winters i caught a bit of cold and you know how the mucus just keeps pilling up in yr nose n u gotta blow yr nose to let it all out from time to time or u can also collect it in yr mouth like by pulling it from ur nose (?) (idk how to explain but sometimes theres just mucus in yr mouth as w...... reply
when my stomach make so much nose that everyone look at me. even people in the back said they heard someone stomach noise and it was so loud. we was also taking a important test... reply