a while back, when i was like 8 or 9 years old, i used to tell my friends i was a vampire and one night i bit my friend’s neck at a sleepover, but instead of ACTUALLY biting them, i gave them a hickey instead. haunts me to this day….
another one being in grade 5 i “learned” japanese (as in i translated random sayings like ‘shut up’ and...... reply
