I can't speak clearly which results in every human interaction irl ending up in either me speaking too much or too little.
That is to say, going outside and speaking irl makes me embarrassed of myself.
I can't even ask for food in a restaurant without feeling sick.
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To set some examples:
1. Once we were in physics and someone ...... 1 reply
I fell ass first in a rain puddle in front of my crush and my teacher
One time I was on toilet and the doorlock was broken and my teacher accidentally walked in.
Ome time I shit my pants because I was too embarrassed to ask the teacher to go to bathroom.
Another time I had a crush on one of my cousins and he realized it and kept teasing me abou...... 1 reply
In gym class in 6th grade my gym pants accentuated my dick and made it look like I had an erection. I bunch of girls I was friendly with asked a guy friend to tell me about it, and I had to insist that it wasn't the case. It was frustrating because it was a 40 minute class outside on a brisk October morning, so I definitely wasn't hard, but that di...... 1 reply
I hated reliving those embarrassing moments so much that I deliberately and consciously repressed them. Any time they popped up I would mentally tell myself, "Nope, not gonna go there" and visualised locking it away. Every single time.
Now I am at the stage where I literally cannot remember any cringe moments, and for a minute there as I was read...... 1 reply
went on vacation to the Philippines w my fam and a few days before we were going to return home I ended up in the hospital . But the thing is I went to the mall w some of my relatives, we got smth to eat and I thought I was having a peanut allergy so I took some medicine…didn’t help- and I threw up a ton in front of this Starbucks for everyone...... 2 reply
when the guy i had a talking stage posted a story on his insta saying "so there is a girl" my ass texted him being silly saying "omg who" i didn't think anything much really but i shit you not he fucking told me about another girl spent me other messages about him saying they don't talk but send each other tiktoks... we were talking for 6 months a...... 1 reply
I sat on chair at university and the result was me on the ground and the chair broken
Everybody laughed can't blamed them though
I should've known better the chair was not stable reply
Number 1 most embarrassing moment:
Chopped a block of wood and started twerking, turned around and there were FBI agents behind me.
#2: I was infodumping about mario to other people in my table in a leadership class I took in like 10th or 11th grade, in the middle of that one of them started talking and I thought it was about Mario bc I was excit...... 2 reply