WE NEED NEW SEX TOYS!!!!

I think I SPEAK for everyone when I say that WE need MORE NEW sex toys!
Listen to me! I want a suicide bomb vest and fuck my lover so hard and then right before climaxing, I deploy the suit and we explode by the pleasure!! AAAAaa its like a never ending edge session~ RAAAAWrrr and when Im in front of heaven's gates, I want Jesus to finish me off so I can finally cum! Ah Im getting hard just by typing this out...