Jerking Off in a Coma?

Hey, I was in a coma recently and during the whole time I was coping by jacking off to the nurses, the doctors, family members who were coming in to see me, the guy who hit me, my lawyer, police officers, etc. There was also a TV in front of me and my sister put on a holocaust documentary and I even jerked off to that. Obviously I couldnt move in my coma but I was still jacking it off and even climaxed multiple times. IDK its all I couldve done tbh! Anyone have that happen to them before?

Let me know (づ￣ ³￣)づ

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[DELETED] 25 09,2023

Fatherless, motherless, familyless, mentalhostialfullness 4 reply

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Day 25 09,2023

WTF?! FAMILY MEMBERS?! THE HOLOCAUST?! Are you ok? reply

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Baekhyuns purple buttplug 25 09,2023

......,.y'all gotta have your internet removed reply

25 09,2023

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jelly 25 09,2023

now tell me just how in the flying fuck something like this could occur reply

25 09,2023

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Ookuninushi kamisama 25 09,2023

How tf do you jerk off IN A DAMN COMA- 2 reply

25 09,2023

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Hinata 257 25 09,2023

Y’know, it was fun at first when people started writing the weirdest shit on here but I think it’s getting a bit boring, nobody likes a try hard 1 reply

25 09,2023

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BigDickDaddy 25 09,2023

What the heck. You need your internet privileges revoked and your mother needs to whoop your ass cause apparently she didn’t do it enough 3 reply

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QuarterBreedSlumDogBillionaire 25 09,2023

It happened to me last winter lol. I jacked off to the janitor when he was cleaning my insides with Clorox. (づ￣ ³￣)づ Whoopsies! reply

25 09,2023

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Aidh 27 09,2023

Sometimes I visit these questions on the main page remembering how I used to answer every one of them in 2020-2021, like before they put comments down, and I am so happy to see that it's still equally batshit insane like it was years ago. I just read somebody being horny for minions and it just reminded me of a post in 2021 about wanting to give Go...... 1 reply

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☆Kiara☆ 27 09,2023

Why would you...I think jesus would stay away from you. RIP reply

27 09,2023

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