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Jerking Off in a Coma?
Hey, I was in a coma recently and during the whole time I was coping by jacking off to the nurses, the doctors, family members who were coming in to see me, the guy who hit me, my lawyer, police officers, etc. There was also a TV in front of me and my sister put on a holocaust documentary and I even jerked off to that. Obviously I couldnt move in my coma but I was still jacking it off and even climaxed multiple times. IDK its all I couldve done tbh! Anyone have that happen to them before?
Sometimes I visit these questions on the main page remembering how I used to answer every one of them in 2020-2021, like before they put comments down, and I am so happy to see that it's still equally batshit insane like it was years ago. I just read somebody being horny for minions and it just reminded me of a post in 2021 about wanting to give Go...... 1 reply
