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Inanimate Object Sex
I'm so horny goddam! ! So much so that, If I found a seashell by the seashore, I'll insert it in my anus, lorddd. I mean I've already done it but only to my pussy. Anyone recommend other safe inanimate objects they've tried inserting? (≧∀≦)
I got a few pictures of objects that have found new purpose.
Here’s a bright idea:
Well fork you buddy!
One way to make sure you don’t drink and drive:
This one’s a banger and will have you shooting a load:
Now we know why Granny couldn’t find her walker. It wasn’t dementia..
The traditional vibrator session followed by a coffee...... reply
