are you a seme or uke?

if i was a boy i think i would look like a uke and wear clothes that make me smell fertile and homey so when people assume that im really soft and nice like a uke but i will act like a seme because i would love to pin down a uke and thrust so i actually think im a seme who LOOKS LIKE a uke >:)

what about you guys (≧∀≦)